Ariana's "Miserable Git" service :-)

Introduction

The idea behind this service is to help clients develop a playful spirit and not take themselves, or sex, so seriously. The idea may sound simple and zany. The result is sex that's fun and less inhibited!

I see a lot of clients who have high-powered jobs and have to keep up the appearance of being someone responsible, sensible and serious. The downside of this is that, over time, it can affect someone's personality and they lose the playful spirit which they once had. This service is the perfect antidote. You cannot possibly take life seriously when you are bouncing up and down in the nude, on a space-hopper! This playful spirit then spills over into your sex life. Simple and effective, but has to be experienced to be fully appreciated.

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." (Plato)

Menu

1. Nude Space Hopping (I'll bring the space-hopper, like the one above!)
2. The Two-Minute Bear Hug
3. Tie & Tease or Blindfold & Tease
4. Sexy Dice - roll the dice and see what it tells you to do...
5. Your choice of ending :-)

Further Information

This service needs to be booked in advance, so that I can bring the space-hopper :-) If you would like any further information, please contact me by email.